My friend Melvin's take on SAF regulars
(okok, my ultimate buddy...happy?)
I love music and my whole life revolves ard it! Wonder why i am in SAF oso.. but since i'm in.. i'll work thru the 10yrs happily! i also love clubbing and drinking.. guess the rock n roll lifestyle's for me!
Stuff he left out:.......Alternative lifestyle??I always knew i was different in a way which i hate to conform to societal norms. The SAF advocates uniformity, integrity which means everyone is usually the same.Some traits of a SAF regular:1. The need to own a car/ bike even though Singapore is so f**king small and our public transportation system is so good. We are recognised by the car we drive. (e.g. ooh...Melvin who? is it the one that drive the black Ferrari one ah?) haha! The f**king petrol price is sky high! lets not keep donating money to the Saudis can!2. The 3G SAF regular plays online games. In the 80s, common talking points at the SAF yellow box will be girls, clubbing, cars, movies, football. In 2006s; Experience points, gold, silver, copper, raid, potion, spell, etc (some keywords i picked up when listening to conversations which i dun understand a f**k shit)3. 90% SAF regulars are all in debt; Its either you have a house or a car (loans), credit card debts (overspending?) or other debts.4. 99.99% of SAF regulars believe that it is just right that in life we get married have kids and fade away. hmm... Asian mentality? Fear of change?5. Most SAF regulars stereotype people. By typing this shit most of you will think i've gone insane right? ok... i'll add on next time... haha!
I'll fill in point 6 & 7 after operation "i'm in deep shit"
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