1. Stop bitching

2. Cut it out

3.Suck it in

4.Live it up

Hot air

Until one is able to match deeds with words, its all but empty talk. One gotta first learn to walk the talk in order for his words to hold any water. And this includes me.

Pleasure

Pleasure is not a sin, much less a crime. Although often appears abruptly and only in brief moments, its a powerful sensation worthy of imprudent behaviour. Its not a negative element thus, shldn't be discourage, if happiness is e ultimate goal in life, pleasure is e vehicle tt takes u there.

I can't write, and i lack imagination! I hate writing! Perhaps i shd tap into the talent of another, n i have juz tt someone in mind...

By picking the worst possible candidate and, despite this, showering him with the best you can offer, you r being totally irrational, but at e same time, resolutely in love.

Who r we trying to kid when we proclaim tt there will be no substitution to any person? Come on! There are no shortages of alternatives which includes; booze, online gaming, coke(crack rather), violence, arson(I've always wanted to know how this feels), wanton promiscuousness, berserk driving, drunken skydiving & animal cruelty (this includes certain friends) juz to name a few...
For the more adventurous, perhaps u wld consider : Murder, Arson(like set a really HUGE fire to a whole block), Steal a police car/ambulance/fire truck, Cannibalism, Deface a VERY public infrastructure, beating up your best friend's father, raping ur boss's wife, cooking ur grandparents'pet...

I rmb the time when I have to ogle at the PS3 in the magazine, waiting ernestly for the launch day, come launch day, it was completely sold out for more than a mth, been dreaming abt it for quite a period of time. After finally getting my hands on it, it became clear tt its novelty is nt gonna last forever as it soon to found itself sitting in the storeroom in less than a mth, n its been sitting there ever since...When the fad wears off, so does the enthusiasm & excitement tt came with it. This applies to things as well as ppl, but what is a logical explaination for the sudden reignition of passion for a lost cause? My heart is racing again, but its nt waiting patiently for me in the storeroom, its what i no longer own.

It never tasted so good for so long, the absence of obligation, commitment and resentment has transformed the most impossible into the most bewitching experience, which left me reeling from astoundment.

Makuya

Been Youtube-ing when i came across e Makuya...Very enlightening likewise confusing.
Its made up of Japanese Christians, whom are staunchly pro-Israel, tt doesn't believe in the cross but worship the Jewish menorah. A very interesting mix, so interesting tt i think we shd also have Jewish mormons that follow the Quran, loves barbequed pork, n celebrates deepavali to complement em!

A rotten day

When you are unsure if a woman is pregnant or grossly overweight, assume the later and do NOT ask when's e baby due.
If she replied with a vicious stare tt she ain't pregnant, do NOT laugh it off as a joke and apologize promptly.
When her angry bf steps in, back off, more so if he's 50lbs bigger than you and his buddy is right beside.
If her bf shoved u, do not square off, try to diffuse the situation. Do not get into an altercation u cannot win.
If u muz retaliate, make your first shot count, break the nose or whatever that will take out the bigger guy.
When the fracas ends, leave the area immediately. Do NOT hang around especially if u see cop cars approaching.
When being picked up by the cops, do NOT admit to anything as charges cannot be pressed when the other party is nowhere in sight.
If injuries are not excessively serious, do not accept immediate medical attention. A non-emergency ambulance ride cost 600bucks! N u'll still have to come back to pick up ur car later...
The ER here is ridiculous, unless u have a knife sticking in ur heart, a pipe through ur head, or 99 gunshot wounds, be prepared to wait 4hrs or more. (Longer if u checked in with the police)
If ur landlord happens to see u in a bloodied shirt, explain and dun keep them guessing. It'll save u alot of trouble later.

Camel

When depression struck, one becomes a camel, he/she consumes food n water at a ridiculously meager level...

Refuge

I've been living e life of a refugee for some time. Am ironically kinda bonded to my refugee camp from its dilapidated condition down to its recidivous refugee warden. The beastly screams and the repulsive scent from the warden is indeed intimidating.

I'm as worthless as i'm made to feel i am.

What done cannot be undone so y cry over spilt milk? Reminds me of e song -come undone- by duran duran...Where can i find this song?

Trust - U abuse it u break it, just like virginity, lose it once, lost it forever.

I dreamed of something rather strange, the setting was an area opposite Marina Square(below the Nicholas fly-over) right beside e sea(or was it a river?). Was sitting alone at e concrete pavement drinking when someone tapped my shoulder. When i turned round, she walked away briskly, n i can only see her long straight hair flowing against the wind. I called out to ask who she was? She replied its 12.12am...

Ah Tiang is very disturbed by his ex, a very scornful lover, he complained tt his mentally/emotionally disturbed ex had been spoiling his days n nights with bitter text messages n name callings, e most ludicrous being her proclamation tt she's gonna b slping with some random dude tt nite, and expressing her desire to be bonked 10 times a nite/7 days a wk?!? Ah Tiang was very puzzled, what does this gotta to do wif him? He dun find sharing such sexually intimate details very amusing. He finds it rather repulsive instead. He wld very much wanna continue with life, n move on like what was agreed, but its really tough when this person is constantly harrassing him with ridiculous n blasphemous text messages. However absurd his ex may be, Ah Tiang still wish tt she can seek professional medical advice to help her recover. Symptoms as such needs immediate attention b4 it becomes insanity since morality had long been foreign to her. My advice to him is simple, juz ignore.

"If it doesn't kill me, it can only make me stronger."
I'll survive! I'll recover! I'll bounce back! Hell Yeah!

Many of us often induldge only in e emotional n spritual aspects of life, but what happens when bread n butter issues start to pose questions? Well, like it or not, in this realistic world we have to b realistic. Being realistic, means being practical, n this involves figures, yes figures.

Newton

Isaac Newton seemed more like a philosopher than a physicist to me, here's why :

-Newton's Law of Gravity : "What goes up must come down"

-Newton's First Law of Motion: I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

-Newton's Third Law of Motion: III. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

What can b more geniune than standing by a broke bloke who she thought had wronged her? Incongruous she may b, but fact is she's e real McCoy.

The most destructive habit: Worry
The greatest Joy: Giving
The greatest loss: Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work: Helping others
The ugliest personality trait: Selfishness
Our greatest natural resource: Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm": Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome: Fear
The most effective sleeping pill Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease: Excuses
The most powerful force in life: Love
The most dangerous pariah: A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer: The brain
The worst thing to be without: Hope
The deadliest weapon: The tongue
The two most power-filled words: "I Can"
The greatest asset: Faith
The most worthless emotion: Self-pity
The most beautiful attire: SMILE!
The most prized possession: Integrity

I learned tt If u've got nothing to gd to say, u keep ur mouth shut, if u've got nothing gd to offer, u stay e hell outta e way.

Nonchalance may be my last line of defence...but take tt u chicken shit bastard!

Everyone is capable of living without anyone. As the saying goes, time waits for no one, from the time the clock starts clicking, you noe it'll stop anytime, anyday, someday... Infinity only kicks in when e clock stopped clicking. The options r meaningless n few so why bother?

Am in deep deep shit

Status Quo

Happiness - 2/10
Disappointment - 9/10
Anger - 6/10
Regrets - 5/10
Shock - 1/10
Calmness - 8/10
Neutrality - Getting there...

Burnt

When one plays with fire, its a matter of time b4 he gets burnt. Am as broke as a joke :(

"A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for ... is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
-John Stuart Mill

Smoking lowers Parkinson's disease risk

Alright! Finally smoking scores a point!

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - A new study adds to the previously reported evidence that cigarette smoking protects against Parkinson's disease. Specifically, the new research shows a temporal relationship between smoking and reduced risk of Parkinson's disease. That is, the protective effect wanes after smokers quit.
"It is not our intent to promote smoking as a protective measure against Parkinson's disease," Evan L. Thacker from Harvard School of Public Health emphasized in comments to Reuters Health. "Obviously smoking has a multitude of negative consequences. Rather, we did this study to try to encourage other scientists...to consider the possibility that neuroprotective chemicals may be present in tobacco leaves."
As reported in the March 6th issue of Neurology, Thacker and colleagues analyzed data, including detailed lifetime smoking histories, from 79,977 women and 63,348 men participating in the Cancer Prevention Study II Nutrition Cohort. During about 9 years of follow-up, 413 subjects developed definite or probable Parkinson's disease.
Compared to people who had never smoked and were considered to have "normal" Parkinson's disease risk, former smokers had a 22-percent lower risk of Parkinson's disease and current smokers had a 73-percent lower risk.
"The results were similar for men and women, and were also similar to the results of studies by many other researchers looking at the same topic," Thacker noted.
In former smokers, more years of smoking, fewer years since quitting, more cigarettes per day, and a higher total amount of lifetime smoking were all related to a lower Parkinson's disease risk. The researchers also found that the duration of smoking and the time since quitting influenced risk more than the average daily amount of smoking.
"A 30 percent to 60 percent decreased risk of Parkinson's disease was apparent for smoking as early as 15 to 24 years before symptom onset, but not for smoking 25 or more years before onset," the investigators report.
"The results of our study," Thacker said, "can probably be explained by something in cigarettes -- most likely in the tobacco itself -- actually protecting people against getting Parkinson's disease. That would be the simplest explanation that makes the most sense."
Studies to determine if, in fact, there are neuroprotective compounds in tobacco are warranted, the researchers say. "The observation that smokeless tobacco users also have a lower risk of Parkinson's disease suggests that the most likely candidates are not compounds generated by combustion, but rather constituents of the tobacco leaves."
SOURCE: Neurology, March 6,, 2007.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070320/hl_nm/smoking_parkinsons_dc_1;_ylt=Ap0tzbrxXMT.InuduUhcjtfZa7gF

Democarcy

Why does the west try so hard to sell their democracy to e rest of the world? Many a time to the extent of using their military to force "democracy" on em? Whats in it for em? I do not believe its all purely abt democracy. There muz b a hidden catch. A hundred yrs ago they colonize, now they "democratize" whats nxt?

"A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are."
-Victor Lownes

"A slut is someone whom slept with everyone else in the room but you"
-Anonymous

You noe u're no longer a casual drinker when bucks spent on booze surpasses what you spend on food...

Hypocrite

Its hypocrtical how some can paint a negative picture of you and then claim disappointment that other r prejudiced against u.

Stuff tt annoys me

1. The breast pump at the dining table
- A foolproof way to kill my appetite. Why the fuck did she have to place it there? Can't she do it in her room or something?
2. Placing of her milk in the fridge
-Come on! if u dun wanna share fridge space juz say so, why resort into such gross act?
3. The annoying sound of passing train (more so if they sound the horn) in the morning.
Guys, its not not our friendly mrts its the real mccoy, its really a fucking train!!! I only realised that the railway track lies juz opposite my room after moving in...
4. The Koreans n Japs in e area
I'm nt one of u so leave me outta this...
5. The moron cashier at 7-eleven
Either u have a really serious brain damage or suffers from mental retardation. Wadever e case, since both will render u a moron...U may find it amusing to id me every SINGLE time i get cigarettes or booze, most ridiculously when u id me TWICE in the SAME afternoon(15mins apart to b exact), this i will never forget since its the concluding evidence tt u're trying to b funny. I'll nt do anyhing now but come summer, u'll b in for a pleasant surprise, since summer is when they "go out n play".
6. My Phi prof tt can't pronounce my last name
Aye u've got the most irritating n ridiculous way of pronouncing my last name, why can't u juz fucking listen to me n pronounce it like how u say "GO"!?!

Sick

Hey ppl, jus to let u guys know how sick in this world we live in :
Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation) Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men Apodysophilia: desire to undress, see also nudism Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including swimming pools Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (although it is highly controversial whether this exists as described; see article for further discussion) Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers Emetophilia (a.k.a. vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomit Ephebophilia (a.k.a. hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence Exhibitionism: sexual arousal through sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person, known as indecent exposure) Fetishism: is the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person's body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include: Balloon fetishism -- breast fetishism -- foot fetishism (podophilia) -- fur fetishism -- leather fetishism -- lipstick fetishism -- medical fetishism -- panty fetishism -- robot fetishism -- rubber fetishism -- shoe fetishism -- smoking fetishism -- spandex fetishism -- transvestic fetishism (see below) Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person. Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly Haemophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner or attractive member of the opposite sex or the liquid itself) Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary Hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder Macrophilia: sexual attraction to larger people and large things (including larger body organs such as breasts and genitalia) Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women Masochism: is the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer. Microphilia: sexual attraction to small things and things of smaller size Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality) Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs. Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (also spelt paedophilia in some countries) Pictophilia: inability to become sexually aroused except through the use of pictorial pornography Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire. Sadism: is the recurrent urge or behavior involving acts in which the pain or humiliation of the victim is sexually exciting. Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings Transvestic fetishism: is a sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender (also known as transvestitism) Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom) Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens) Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals. Initially i wanted to count but its way too much.

Eventually, e long overdue peace & serenity slipped into light. Please let the drama end here. Its an atrocity to shove someone against his will into a wretched play, forcing him to sit out the entire debacle, and then making him watch the whole balderdash over again immediately in the next sitting. The script was mediocre, the actress substandard, to sum it up simply ; its a bloody scam...

Love(or lust?) at first sight?

Is this guy for real!?! PRC+Shanghai=Portentous mix...I smell trouble...

"Last night about 3am, after going to a Beach Road disco, I went with my kaki to have supper in Geylang. I ran into this super chio Chinese girl that made my jaws drop and my heart go wild. She was the most beautiful woman I ever saw in my life. Wow, drop dead gorgeous. From the moment I saw her, I totally lost awareness of all my surroundings except her. Oh my God, how could there be anyone so beautiful.
My super laojiao and cynic friend told me she was just another PRC hooker and told me to go home and wank off. But since I wasn't paying attention to him, he was offended and walked off.
I hesitated but decided to chat up the girl since she was alone. I made some small talk and said that I intended to have steamboat but it is a bit heavy for one person and if she would like to join me. She smiled and said yes and I was actually too attracted to eat anything. But the steamboat supper gave me time to get to know her.
It turned out that my friend was right - no prizes for guessing. She was here to make money selling her body. She had just landed a few hours earlier in Changi and had just moved into a private apartment that the agent had arranged for her, with five other women. They were to work as hostesses in a downtown karaoke joint. She used to work as a hotel waitress in Shanghai before meeting the Singaporean man who arranged for her to come here.
I was very lustful because of her gorgeous beauty, but at the same time was quite intrigued to hear her story. I found it quite strange that a stranger would open up to me and tell me so many things. She said she had met many Singaporean men in Shanghai and felt Singapore is safe. I asked her why she decided to become a hostess, she said she can make in one day what she makes in a month in Shanghai. She showed me her passport and yes, it was her very first night in Singapore
I was her first customer. We checked into a hotel in Lor 17. I was amazed she didn't even state her price. But it was a first time here. Since this is not a sex forum, I cannot go into details but it was the best sex I have had for a long long time. I decided to save her - and to have an exclusive relationship with her.
The only problem is that I am not rich. I have some money but not a lot. This morning, at about 11am, I went to see the agent. He demanded $1,000 a day for every day of her social visit pass, or $30,000 in all. I said I don't have that money and he asked me to fuck off or he will make trouble for me. I said bro, I can make trouble for you too, you just wanna make money, let's settle for $10,000. He said $18,000 prosperous number for Chinese New Year - no more bargain or he will lose his temper. I looked at my girl, who was holding tightly to me. I said OK. We all went to UOB, where I cashed out my $20,000 FD. The agent looked at me and smiled and wished me good luck and have many children.
I took Moon to the clinic for a screening. We waited about an hour for the HIV test, which came back negative. The other test results I will only know next week.
I took her home and she opened herself up to me again. This time I took me own sweet time and gently tasted her for the better part of the afternoon before coming inside her. Without condom, it was even better. I wanted her so bad. She is so incredibly beautiful and sweet.
But she came here to make money and now that I have freed her from the agent, I still need to provide for her and give her some money for the month that she is with me, then travel to China to meet her family. I don't have much money left and need to make some really fast money.
I am charmed by her, I cannot think of anything but pleasing her. I want to make fast money, I am willing to do anything, even risk my life. As long as it is not chek ark lui - i.e. nobody gets hurt in the process - I 'm willing to do anything. Anyone got any ideas what I can do? I am in exhibition space sales, I make about $3k a month basic and about $2k to $3k in commissions on average in a seasonal business. I need to make a lot more money.
A woman of this beauty only comes once in a lifetime. My ship has come and I it won't leave without me. Dear friends, please help with your suggestions."

Fraud

Its ironic how in this play where the vegan butcher becomes the piteous victim really pleased the crowd. Some might call her the unwilling perpetrator, while others may argue it to be a well justified pre-emptive strike. Whatever it may be, its for the higher powers to decide. If i were to name this play, i would call it fruad, nothing more, nothing less...

Collateral damage

If this is the collateral damage, its a price too high to pay. Why he misses her so much :

Humble
Understanding
Accomodating
Nice (yes its simple as tt)

Expiry date

The chocolate tasted so sweet till u found out tt it had expired long ago...
R.I.P

Intoxicated

Being intoxicated sometimes enables one to see things much clearer than tt of a sober mind...

Lesser is more?

The more one possesses, the more one cld lose.
Sometimes lesser is more.

Loser

What i've lost i'll never find
What i've found i cannot keep
What i missed i can't forget
What i have ain what i want

Regrets

Its a shame how people get condemned for life for a bad decision they made. Well maybe tts juz what life's all abt? When one made a bad decision it puts tt person in an unfavourable position, and when stuck in this position, u really dun have alot of choices.

Unwelcome

When one feels unwelcomed, one should uninvite himself.

Ignorance

Sometimes ignorance is bliss

Trust

You are betraying yourself by trusting the unworthy. Trust is all but a snag that impedes the sober mind into believing tt one had made the "right" choice, and, by providing that false sense of security. Still handing out "t.r.u.s.t" like candies in halloween? Ur juz screwing urself...

Eskimo

Watched a programme on the history channel, the physical characteristics of Eskimos do bear a striking resemblance to Asians, East Asians rather...So where do they come from? Do they even eat rice cos I'm pretty certain tt rice ain gonna grow in Alaska!

Patience

Patience is not inexhaustible...

我不甘心输给命运。。。

I'll gladly pick the stars for u if i can, but i cannot promise you what i do not already have... I do not have what it takes, and yes, hate me for tt...

Mirror

Just like a crack on the mirror...

FAT

You noe u're experiencing a horizontal expansion if u have to fiddle with yur belt buckle between meals.
You noe u seriously need to start losing some weight when u realise tt u dun need a belt no more...

BESTBUY

Why do they name emself BestBuy when almost every single thing they sell is a total ripoff?

What it really meant

"I'm not ready honey..."
What it actually meant: its NOT gonna happen sucker...

我已经变了，但也来不及了。。。