I can't write, and i lack imagination! I hate writing! Perhaps i shd tap into the talent of another, n i have juz tt someone in mind...

By picking the worst possible candidate and, despite this, showering him with the best you can offer, you r being totally irrational, but at e same time, resolutely in love.

Who r we trying to kid when we proclaim tt there will be no substitution to any person? Come on! There are no shortages of alternatives which includes; booze, online gaming, coke(crack rather), violence, arson(I've always wanted to know how this feels), wanton promiscuousness, berserk driving, drunken skydiving & animal cruelty (this includes certain friends) juz to name a few...
For the more adventurous, perhaps u wld consider : Murder, Arson(like set a really HUGE fire to a whole block), Steal a police car/ambulance/fire truck, Cannibalism, Deface a VERY public infrastructure, beating up your best friend's father, raping ur boss's wife, cooking ur grandparents'pet...

I rmb the time when I have to ogle at the PS3 in the magazine, waiting ernestly for the launch day, come launch day, it was completely sold out for more than a mth, been dreaming abt it for quite a period of time. After finally getting my hands on it, it became clear tt its novelty is nt gonna last forever as it soon to found itself sitting in the storeroom in less than a mth, n its been sitting there ever since...When the fad wears off, so does the enthusiasm & excitement tt came with it. This applies to things as well as ppl, but what is a logical explaination for the sudden reignition of passion for a lost cause? My heart is racing again, but its nt waiting patiently for me in the storeroom, its what i no longer own.

It never tasted so good for so long, the absence of obligation, commitment and resentment has transformed the most impossible into the most bewitching experience, which left me reeling from astoundment.

Makuya

Been Youtube-ing when i came across e Makuya...Very enlightening likewise confusing.
Its made up of Japanese Christians, whom are staunchly pro-Israel, tt doesn't believe in the cross but worship the Jewish menorah. A very interesting mix, so interesting tt i think we shd also have Jewish mormons that follow the Quran, loves barbequed pork, n celebrates deepavali to complement em!

A rotten day

When you are unsure if a woman is pregnant or grossly overweight, assume the later and do NOT ask when's e baby due.
If she replied with a vicious stare tt she ain't pregnant, do NOT laugh it off as a joke and apologize promptly.
When her angry bf steps in, back off, more so if he's 50lbs bigger than you and his buddy is right beside.
If her bf shoved u, do not square off, try to diffuse the situation. Do not get into an altercation u cannot win.
If u muz retaliate, make your first shot count, break the nose or whatever that will take out the bigger guy.
When the fracas ends, leave the area immediately. Do NOT hang around especially if u see cop cars approaching.
When being picked up by the cops, do NOT admit to anything as charges cannot be pressed when the other party is nowhere in sight.
If injuries are not excessively serious, do not accept immediate medical attention. A non-emergency ambulance ride cost 600bucks! N u'll still have to come back to pick up ur car later...
The ER here is ridiculous, unless u have a knife sticking in ur heart, a pipe through ur head, or 99 gunshot wounds, be prepared to wait 4hrs or more. (Longer if u checked in with the police)
If ur landlord happens to see u in a bloodied shirt, explain and dun keep them guessing. It'll save u alot of trouble later.